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20151009 23:03 Dale Good tale there Bad. I told a version some time ago and an old Vet said MacArthur 45, again a Japanese student.
20151009 17:59 badanov From the Facebook Ace O Spades Moron LFrom the Facebook Ace O Spades Moron Lifestyles Group:

The teacher opened her class saying, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said,' Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth."

Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".

"Excellent!" said the teacher
continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"

Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961".

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do".

She heard a loud whisper:"Fuck the Japs".

"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!" she angrily demanded.

Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945".

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke".

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! -- Now who said that?"

Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"

Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"

Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the childr3n testifying against him, 2004".

The teacher fainted.

As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're Fucked!"

Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008, when Obama was elected".
20151009 00:36 badanov Russians also sent combatants into Spain as well, aircraft as well as early tanks to test them.
20151008 23:57 Pappy And there's this:

The Chinese do have a vessel in the Syrian port of Latakia. According to a security official of the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC), the vessel is “just sitting” there, possibly in case Chinese diplomats or other officials in Damascus need help or evacuation out of Assad’s areas of control. Or perhaps the vessel is observing Russian actions.

Sending military observers to someone else's war is an age-old practice. The Brits and the Russians did that during the Spanish Civil War. The Germans, of course, were a bit more... proactive.
20151008 22:13 Thing From Snowy Mountain Headline: "US claims some Russian missiles fell short of Syria, exploded in Iran..."

Good, maybe they killed some actual terrorists.
20151008 20:25 Dale From my contact in Tel Aviv http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/breaking-syrian-army-launches-offensive-in-the-al-ghaab-plains-under-the-cover-of-russian-airstrikes/
20151008 16:45 Deacon Blues An article in MS magazine claims the real problem with mass shootings is Hegemonic Masculinity. In other words, men need to turn into women.
20151008 14:25 Deacon Blues We are still here. I guess Bugs Bunny stole the PU-36 Space Modulator again. Delays, delays!
20151008 08:27 Skidmark Well,...made it to Thursday.
20151007 16:46 badanov Some Wednesday evening Alan Jackson:

20151007 11:24 3dc Just was noting NASA bought into it.
20151007 11:23 3dc Skidmark - I hold out more hope for fringe stuff like LockMart's Skunkwork fusion system succeeding.
20151007 01:47 Skidmark A brief read of the proposed 'cold fusion' paper(s) indicate a long period (7 days) of electrical input to stabilize the solution prior to measuring the 'fusing'. I wonder if they aren't making something of a battery?
20151006 22:27 swksvolFF Resolved; problem is that criminals have no respect for the law. Same as it ever was. Gonna let the water go through the filters to keep the BS out.

As a point of order, it is win or go home, but not yet the playoffs - thought the same thing last year KC@OAK.
20151006 11:20 Pappy That soon become "earth tones"

"Naomi Wolf to the white courtesy phone..."
20151006 02:25 newc " They are painted with other colors in lighter and more moderate tones."

That soon become "earth tones"
20151006 02:24 newc badanov, you should post that to the room
20151005 23:59 3dc Thing - just reporting NASA now buys into it. No idea if it ever really works.
20151005 23:45 Thing From Snowy Mountain Sure, Rossi's on the level, and there really is such a thing as cold fusion.

that's why all this time he only lets people look under one shell at a time. Pea's not under number one. (switchswitchswitch). Or number two... switchswitchswitch Or number three...

what? you've seen under all three, trust me...
20151005 22:03 badanov A post on the Ace O'Spades Moron Lifestyles group has an ongoing post, What Are ?You Listening To? Today I heard Chuck Mangione's Feels so Good. But this song is nice, too:

20151005 20:26 badanov Probably apocryphal:

An unidentified famous journalist from a well known western publication calls the Russian Federation Ministry of Defense and asks:

When bombing in Syria, how do you distinguish the usual terrorists versus the moderate terrorist?

The call was switched to an unidentified duty officer where the question was asked again.

The duty officer answered: Before we even began our operations in Syria, the General Staff of Defense of the Russian Federation had taken a responsible decision. The essence of this solution is in our traditional Russian effort to strictly abide by the principles of law and justice. So now, all of our munitions fall into two categories: normal and moderate.

Against the usual terrorists, we use only conventional munitions. And against moderate terrorists, we use only moderate ammunition. So do not worry, moderation of some of the terrorists we take into account and deal with them justly.

Feeling better, the journalist asked, just to clarify what the duty officer said: How do the conventional munitions differ from the moderate munitions?

Duty Officer: Our conventional ammunition differs from the moderate ammunition, exactly as much as the usual terrorists in Syria are different from moderate terrorists They are painted with other colors in lighter and more moderate tones.

The duty officer hung up.
20151005 18:01 3dc a comeback with NASA stamp of approval for COLD FUSION: http://www.lenr-forum.com/forum/index.php/Attachment/386-IEEE-brief-DeChiaro-9-2015-pdf/
20151005 17:35 3dc link about Russian sats dancing in the dark around ours.
20151005 17:35 3dc http://www.thespacereview.com/article/2839/1?utm_content=buffere38ab&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
20151005 00:26 Skidmark I think it more appropriate to nuke the Stickney crater on Phobos and create a glass-lined solar reflector.
Then use it as it was intended for a mining and manufacturing facility.