|20160207 11:31||badanov||A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.|
The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house – three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again – WHAM! He gets all the geese!
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught – worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob – stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful – and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh, they’re getting closer “
|20160207 11:19||Deacon Blues||Dale, it's a bit lonely at the moment. She still lives in Knoxville but will move here in September. There were some employment and fiscal reasons to not move now. We decided there was no point in waiting until September to tie the knot. |
Shipman, I have changed the recipe a bit. I still use Habeneros, enough to halfway fill a blender, but I now add a couple of ghost peppers. Add one banana, 1/4 cup of water, a tblspn salt, 1/8 cup of cider vinegar. Puree in the blender. Wear gloves and try not to breathe the fumes.
|20160207 09:32||Dale||Deaconman how is married life?. Hope all is well. Who is the cook? New recipe perhaps. |
My e book writer let it slip that she has taken in 50 some thousand dollars. Patrick who has had his writing proofread is going to have me read his work. The e book writer will give us the names of two contacts to whom he is to send his work. Then if it looks good he is off to the races.
Patrick spoke of his dad pulling an instant vertical climb. To escape a W something German plane. Kicked in the turbos (I believe) and pulled away. The German plane stalled and started down fast. Patrick's dad turned around and dived down and past him at a velocity said to possibly break up his plane. Then pulled up out of his dive while the German crashed into the ocean. Said to have been a German ace. German did have a few pops at him but he could not return fire as they only had handguns. Why not armed was not offered. Good story. OH!, OCD women are a trip. Hard workers but terrible to work with. Doing 10 different things and finishing none. Do this, do that and if you don't jump they do it themselves. They leave a trail of in-completed tasks.
|20160207 02:49||badanov||Would Oppenheimer share his secrets to the atom bomb?|
|20160207 01:20||Shipman||Deacon, Ima going to try and raise up some hot peppers this year, can you share your recipe for TDTJ again?|
|20160206 23:16||trailing wife||TWiB looks good, swksvolFF.|
|20160206 18:35||Deacon Blues||I'd be a Buddhist if people didn't piss me off so much.|
|20160206 12:31||swksvolFF||TWIB in.|
Indeed. The girls have the fishing fever.
|20160205 23:17||Shipman||Tired of winter, got the seed catalog out.|
|20160205 19:17||badanov||Some Friday evening Third Eye Blind:|
|20160202 22:13||badanov||A real blast from the past. some Tuesday night Humble Pie:|
|20160202 14:00||trailing wife||Whew! Lots of Chinese spam today.|
|20160202 13:01||Deacon Blues||Thete is a report that the Democrats have already lost the data from 90 Iowa precincts. Lost stuff seems to just happen when the Clintons are involved.|