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20160928 21:40 badanov Okay. thanks, swksvolFF
20160928 21:22 swksvolFF Funny.

bad, I don't know if you have a TWIG idea already, or whether appropriate or not, but an interesting video over at xbrad recreates the Tulsa shooting situation.
20160928 21:20 Skidmark If you are an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American after you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?

European.
20160928 19:46 badanov A guy with no arms and no legs was sunning himself on the beach when some tourists from the UK walked by. First there was a pair of fair Welsh lasses. The sweet girls saw the man and said, "Oh, you poor dear, have you ever been hugged?"

"No," said the man. "I've never been hugged."

So the fair Welsh lasses each gave him a big hug.

Next, a pair of lovely English ladies walked by.

"Oh, you poor man. Have you ever been kissed?"

"No," said the man. "I've never been kissed."

So the pair of English roses each gave him a tender kiss on the lips.

In a few minutes, a bonnie Scottish lassie strolled down the beach. "Och! Ye poor lad. Have ye ever been fooked?"

"No," said the man, not believing his luck. "I've never been fooked."

"Well, laddie, you're about to be. The tide's coming in."
20160928 19:32 Pappy I wuz thinkern muscular dystrophy.
20160928 12:28 trailing wife Sorry -- Visitor is me.
20160928 12:27 Visitor ***SPAM?*** Lots of interesting articles on Drudge this morning. This is one of them:

Man arrested for berating Trump backer for 2 hours

The Trump backer is Sheriff Clarke, and the arrestee is some black man who pronounced the good sheriff "not one of us."
20160928 11:56 trailing wife Snowy Thing, The Times of Israel has been reporting about the Kaifeng Jews. They had a report earlier this year about a group of young women who are formally coverting and making aliyah. That's the kind of thing that seems to have the Chinese gov't upset.

MDS: myelodysplastic syndromes?

I also don't understand why Hillary Clinton's last words would be to Elizabeth Warren about a dry cleaner pick up, I'm afraid.

Drudge report says Trump is +4 vs. Clinton, 10,000 at his rally, Clinton panicked about the black vote...
20160927 23:25 badanov Shimon Peres has died.
20160927 20:13 badanov Delaying action near Bekatov:

20160927 19:07 Thing From Snowy Mountain I tried explaining to my Mom about how Hillary's last words are going to be "Elizabeth Warren my coat at the cleaners" but didn't succeed.

She thinks Hillary has MDS, btw.
20160927 01:28 Skidmark I'm surprised and delighted at how little I care about the debate.
20160926 23:12 badanov Some late Monday night Mothers of Invention:

20160926 17:57 Thing From Snowy Mountain Wow. The shooter in Houston turned out to be a Hindu Nuthin'.
20160926 17:26 Mullah Richard I'm coming in from the northwest, so O'Hare is actually closer unless I'm flying Southwest or some obscure Delta flight.

There IS a good deal of construction around ORD, though. Took me miles out of my way to get to my normal off-site cark park. Midway is much simpler in that regard.

I'll check out the Central Ave. route next time.

Thanks!
20160926 17:24 Skidmark Mom asked young Sally "What happened at school today?"
Sally said, "I saw Jonny's peepee."
Concerned, Mom asked "What did you think of that?"
Sally replied, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relieved, Mom said, "Why, because it was just a little nubbin?"
"No", Sally replied, "Salty."
20160926 17:17 Skidmark I'm going to tailgate the debate at home.
20160926 16:16 Shipman So we tail-gating ?
20160926 09:42 3dc Closest airport requires a private jet. Not that flush. That would be DuPage airport in St Charles.
20160926 09:40 3dc From i-55 I usually take Central to W55th instead of Cicero - which I despise too.
Not saying bad things don't happen on Central - just its easier to see stuff there. Then I am coming from the west burbs so I take 355 south to 55 then the slant up to Central. Distance is shorter for me to O'Hare but it's mainly back roads and roads around O'Hare seem to be continuously under major construction.

20160926 00:49 badanov A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,
she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe”. Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out
the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.”

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read:”Benson & Hedges”. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and
she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra long. King Size”.

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card
finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words “British Airways”.

Mom took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways.

The ad said:

“Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”

Mom fainted.
20160925 19:30 Thing From Snowy Mountain When my keyboard gets fixed there will be proper links with equal signs and everything.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/25/world/asia/china-kaifeng-jews.html?_r=1

20160925 17:43 magpie Huh? Now it (17:38 note) works... Must be my browser -- please ignore last.
20160925 17:38 magpie Moderator question: Hillary graphic, text bleeds over graf, this and 3+ times, corrupt graf def's?:
If Hillary loses, Democrats face a long time in exile @ Posted by: Fred || 09/25/2016 00:00
20160925 14:58 Thing From Snowy Mountain Damn, Ars Technica is obtuse these days. Just got back from skimming the thread on the whole Oculus Shitposting thing.
20160925 13:49 Mullah Richard It's that trip down Cicero Ave. that always bothers me, 3dc. Especially south of the Stevenson.

Suppose there are other ways to get there, but that's the shortest route for me.
20160925 11:12 trailing wife Arabs generally don't booze it up, or consume drugs.

They aren't supposed to booze up. Drugs are not forbidden in the same way, I believe. This CNN report from 2010 gives an idea of the scope of the problem. I suspect, given the mass production of Captagon by ISIS for their own troops and as a key export item to the region, the problem is worse now.
20160924 14:48 Thing From Snowy Mountain Orange is the new yellow. We're going to make Carcosa great again.
20160924 14:42 BrerRabbit setting ookie on new tablet. hi all. go big orange.
20160924 14:19 3dc Skidmark - living in the Chicago area I much prefer Midway over Ohare.
20160924 13:44 badanov Arabs generally don't booze it up, or consume drugs.

They are all natural, all crazy, all the time.
20160924 11:38 Pappy I think someone at the news agency was posting while under the influence.

Don't discount the facile Arab mind. No altering-substance required.

(yes I know the Iranians published it. But the 'source' was likely Arab and the intended audience wasn't the Israelis or the West.)
20160923 21:15 trailing wife Snowy Thing, The Times of Israel had the same report about Aleppo datelined 9/22 at 7:21 pm as "Russain state media claimed..." as reported by the Arabic language version of the Sputnik news agency; the Israeli government did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Apparently the Iranian Fars news agency was also involved.

I think someone at the news agency was posting while under the influence.
20160923 19:02 Thing From Snowy Mountain Currently skimming: https://www.amazon.com/Orientalist-Solving-Mystery-Strange-Dangerous-ebook/dp/B000FCJZ5Y/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1474671385&sr=8-1

20160923 16:12 Shipman I was in my the Federal Reserve is illegal mode.
20160923 12:13 Thing From Snowy Mountain Ship, If you wanted to build a pipeline from Qatar to the Med there are lots of options cheaper than a multi billion dollar war that's going to blow up lots of infrastructure.
20160923 09:57 Shipman Then it was about a threat to the petro-dollar, French and Indian War? Yep, petro-shilling. No coincidence that this battle was fought in the SAME state as the Drake field.